July 2009

  • "We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population"

    By macallister on 7/31/09 12:27pm
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    "Don't open that door, Shawn!""Don't open that door, Shawn!"

    The idea of flesh-eating biomass-fueled robots isn't new. Misinformer.com posted this open letter to Science, back in the brave new year 2000, in fact. One of the funniest paragraphs in the letter demands, "Remember Terminator? A dark future where robots become self-aware, rebel, and take over the planet. Remember that? You know what? Those robots DIDN'T EVEN EAT MEAT and they stomped mankind into a greasy pink stain on history just because they FELT LIKE IT! Can you imagine if they actually needed to EAT US for FUEL? "

    But did Science listen? No, of course not! Because what could possibly go wrong with autonomous flesh-eating robots, right?

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  • Megan Fox Refuses to Make a Sex Tape

    By becksta on 7/28/09 1:18pm
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    Jonah Hex PosterJonah Hex PosterMegan Fox is so smoking hot that I have to close my eyes when I look at her lest her beauty strike me down. That is why the latest news about the Jonah Hex star is not all that surprising: She is refusing to make a sex tape for a fan!

     

    Megan Fox appeared at a Comic-Con Conference and met the Nerds of the Nerds during a Question & Answer Session about "Jonah Hex". 

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  • It's a long way from here to there

    By macallister on 7/15/09 9:21pm
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    Because we should all have a handy reference chart for what's on TV out beyond our own solar system:

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  • 5 Beautiful Republican Idiots

    By becksta on 7/10/09 1:31pm
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    The Republican Party for reasons unkown, has never been supportive of women's causes or reproductive rights.  This has never deterred beautiful women from flocking to them. But unlike male conservatives, the women are actually pretty hot, though we couldn't help but notice the abundance of blonde hair(insert blonde joke here) and beauty queen perkiness. Now presenting the Republican Bimbo Brigade!


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  • CNN.com Breaks All Records, Claims over 6 million Pageviews Per Visitor

    By Grant on 7/8/09 11:16am
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  • Harry Potter is an Atheist

    By becksta on 7/7/09 1:25pm
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    Noted Atheist, Harry PotterNoted Atheist, Harry PotterPeople in the mid-west have one more reason to boycott Harry Potter this summer. The Horror! The Horror!  Harry Potter, aka Wizard Extraordinaire, aka Daniel Radcliffe is an atheist! A Wizard Atheist- how absolutely unbelievable!

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  • X-Ray Glasses

    By becksta on 7/6/09 4:11pm
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    X-Ray GlassesX-Ray GlassesWould you buy X-Ray glasses if you could? How much would you pay? Would $432 be worth it for a delicious peek through your neighbor's clothing? (just as long as you remember NOT to covet her?) Do you, like Superman, feel the need to look through steel walls just in case there is some way-ward activity on the other side?

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  • Farrah's Legacy, Her Fabulous Flip

    By becksta on 7/2/09 3:48pm
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    Farrah's HairFarrah's HairMichael Jackson is maybe getting a big, huge tribute to his life? But what about poor Farrah? Is she now forgotten, her death eclipsed by someone so strange and so apparently god-like that Farrah herself has been forgotten just a few short days after her death?

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  • Is Hugh Grant Really Oscar Wilde or Just His Zombie-Doppelganger?

    By becksta on 7/2/09 3:24pm
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    Is it just me or do you think that Hugh Grant is actually Oscar Wilde- brought back from the grave? I know it sounds a little Twilight-Zonish, but examine the pictures closely and tell me that you really believe they are NOT doppelgangers?

     

     

  • Michael Jackson and the God Feeling

    By becksta on 7/2/09 1:11pm
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    Essential Michael JacksonEssential Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson is now being compared to Mother Theresa and the Pope. (Well, not exactly, but they did make the same paragraph and are all mentioned as somewhat exalted beings)  Yeah, hmmmmm, I understand that completely- NOT! And, by a supposed spiritual leader no less! Deepak Chopra who is reportedly among the deepest of them all and just wrote a column about the God Complex- the strange paradox of how someone can inspire so much in so many people yet be so deeply troubled inside.



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  • A Closer Look at Billy Mays and His Empire

    By dubayns on 7/2/09 12:44am
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    Billy MaysBilly MaysLast week famed pitchman Billy Mays passed away.  Many people remember him as the Oxy Clean guy or the guy in the blue shirt and khaki’s who yelled when he spoke.  He also had a show called “Pitchmen”, where he and a collegue were followed around by a camera crew through their pitch journeys and careers.  Billy was a very likeable guy, rising from modest beginnings to create an empire built around his style and voice.  In the end he died much too young of heart disease, leaving a pitchman legacy in his wake.  All of this is sad, but when I begin to feel sad, I often find myself wondering exactly what Billy contributed to society, besides all of the cheesy, gotta have it now type of products he sold on TV.

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  • Gay Marriage made Sanford cheat

    By selecter on 7/1/09 3:44pm
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    Gaywo Jima, gays storm heterosexual marriage.Gaywo Jima, gays storm heterosexual marriage.Mark Sanford’s heterosexual affair and crumbling marriage are the work of gays and Democrats, according to his wife Jenny. In her own words:

    “Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay, but he may as well be.  The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family.  Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.” – Jenny Sanford

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