Koo Koo Kachooo, Mrs. Zeo.

This story is too good to be true. A Christian singer (can we say Schadenfreude here?), a Math teacher, a married woman and a mom of 3 has apparently just been busted for having sex with one of her 17-year-old students. It's difficult for me to find my absolute favorite thing in this story, but I'll try. It could be the Christian singer thing (her "hit single" was "Musical Math") or maybe it's the fact that the whole affair was started on Facebook. (Why I've never been be-friended by hot 17-year-olds still remains a personal mystery to me.) Not only was the sordid affair started on Facebook, Facebook was the primary method of communication used to plan future sexual acts together.

What i wouldn't give to have access to those Facebook messages. Couldn't we somehow get Risa Ferman, the Montgomery County District Attorney, to release those records in the name of the Freedom of Information Act? Seriously, if we got to read all about Bill Clinton’s blow job, we should get the vicrarious thrills of knowing the “juicy” details in this case, too. For the better welfare of society, I mean. Any lawyers that accidentally happen to be reading this should get on that, pronto.

Here’s the juice I do know: The two apparently had some petting-style action in the  classroom. Unfortunately, because of the age of the "youth" in question, I haven't seen his picture. Looks like he maybe took the Van Halen song, "Hot for Teacher" a little too seriously. Their second liaison was in a car, making me wonder if she was trying to re-live her youth as a cheerleader? (I don’t know for a fact if she was really a cheerleader or not- I just like to make fun of cheerleaders in general.)

She is charged with "Endangering the Welfare of a Child" and I'm looking forward to watching this on Court TV. Although she has lost her job and went to jail, I'm thinking that her album sales may go up....I'm just saying.....

I recently watched a dark tale on Hulu called "Sex and Consequences" that ended even a little more tragically than this. The cougar in that movie is undeniably hotter than Mrs. Zeo, however.

Another plus is that it wasn't like the case in the 90's in the greater Seattle area. For those of you too young to remember, this particular “Hot for Teacher”  story involved a woman and her sixth grade student and there may have been a pregnancy involved. That, my friend, to me, is definitely more than a little creepy.