The Republican Party for reasons unkown, has never been supportive of women's causes or reproductive rights.  This has never deterred beautiful women from flocking to them. But unlike male conservatives, the women are actually pretty hot, though we couldn't help but notice the abundance of blonde hair(insert blonde joke here) and beauty queen perkiness. Now presenting the Republican Bimbo Brigade!



"Why no Obama in a noose?" or so asked Audra Shay.

Nicely put, Audra. Way to go back to the post-slavery era and remind the American public of presidential assassinations in one full swoop. This blonde 38-year old is running to be the leader of the Young Republicans and personally I hope she wins. I'm really glad to see she is using Facebook to good use. I'd love to see her Tweets as well.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck of the View has always had such nice things to say. And she is so articulate as well. Typical Republican Beauty. Watch her with Jesse Ventura here. Somehow this woman manages to annoy me every single time I see her smiling face. Not because she is pretty and blonde, but because she is such a stereo-typical blonde.

Miss Prejean, my personal favorite. Not only does she look pretty, she sticks to her 1950's values with aplomb. I am so glad that she is against gay marriage, as it is a total threat to the sanctity of traditional marriage because why? I guess it really isn't Carrie.  I guess her views are  par for the course for an out-dated pageant in the first place. Too bad she lost her "throne". Now if she would get off her high-horse and shut up, and just stick to standing in a bikini looking pretty the world just might be just a little bit better.

Ann Coulter. Some great fricking quotes from her here. (And thank you to the people who take the time for these. I greatly appreciate it.) My favorites are:  "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

"Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole."

That woman has such a way with words. And I do hesitate to put her in the "beautiful woman" category because she claims to be more of a man. Why? She doesn't feel that women should have the right to vote. Also, I hesitate to use phrases with the actual word b*tch in them, but somehow feel that it is appropriate for her.

Sarah Palin. Former beauty queen. Former Governor of Alaska. Former Vice Presidential Candidate and one of the all-time greatest nut-jobs of all time. Crazy like a fox? I don't think so. With all of the new videos out there, I think you should listen to her smoothness in this old prank call. The best part is near the end, so be sure to give it a listen-through. For a hint, listen specifically to her reaction on the "Nailin' Pailin" documentary by Hustler.