Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. Why don't you stop your fricking whining about the Miss California title and get the frick over it?  Today, I woke up, read the news, relaxed with a cup of coffee and had to see your stupid face again. For some stupid reason, when you got fired from your "job", I thought you would shut the f- up. How wrong I was.

Now you are suing the Miss California pageant for "libel, public disclosure of private facts, religious discrimination, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress." To quote from her attorney:

"We will make the case that her title was taken from her solely because of her support of traditional marriage."

No, that's not exactly why you got fired Carrie, but that is why you sound stupid. You not only told Perez Hilton about your views on same sex marriage, you told your views to the entire population of the United States. While reigning as Miss California, you aligned yourself Focus on the Family who is about my least favorite organization in the US with the possible exception of the NRA.

If you think I am being unfair to Carrie,  listen to this Focus on the Family James Dobson interview with our failed princess. It's all about how Perez Hilton trapped poor Carrie with his question about gay marriage and how brave she is to take a stand for "traditional marriage".

To over-compensate for her tougher question during the pageant, James didn't give her a single hard question. Sample hard-hitting questions included: you were a lot of fun as a kid, weren't you? Her amazing answer? Yes, I was. Another sample: You have done this a lot, haven't you?

My favorite Carrie lines:

I had never been more prepared to win the Miss USA.

As soon as he started asking me the question, I knew that I was either going to please man or I was going to please God.

Is she saying that most people in the US actually support same sex marriage? I am not sure.

According to Carrie, she knew she was not going to win just after answering the question. According to Lou Dobson, who makes Carrie sound perfectly sane, the Lord is using Carrie all over this country. His purpose is to save the Christians who might be too cowardly to say that they do not support gay marriage.

The absolute worst part of the interview? She loves gay people and has many gay friends and has had many gay people affirm her position. Sounds like Sarah Palin to me.