A dead apple tour? Oh my, what is a dead apple tour?  Sounds like sight-seeing  something rotten in the Big Apple? Well, doesn't it?  Yeah, well.  Shouldn't write that. Dead Apple Tours,  according to the  New York Post,  is a tour company that "offers tourists a unique ride around town in a hearse to sites where famous people have died."

Why the hearse? Marketing. Some people will find a way to sell anything. Others will be entertained by anything? What about a tour of dropping flies? House flies? Yes,  how about going on a tour of where house flies have fallen? Does that sound interesting,. tourists? What did would P. T. Barnum say about that idea? What would he say about touring, in a hearse, sites where people died ?

Watch the video. It features dudes dressed like undertakers or Mafia hitmen -- maybe no difference. These dudes look like they are ready to take a hit on the tourist's wallet. In the video, the man says the charge is $45. Is that to get into the hearse? How much do they charge to get out of the hearse?