On the Today show this morning dreamy (balding) Matt Lauer interviewed everyones favorite mom - Dina Lohan! One of the most "important" questions Matt asked wast about how Lindsey is doing in rehab. The response by the Mother of the Year award winner "She's great. She's been through a lot. The judge played hardball. Lindsay was in prison with alleged murderers, and she's become friends with a lot of them. Lindsay's rolled with the punches and she's doing wonderfully."

Shes doing wonderfully with her new friends that like to murder people? What? Dina, "pumpkin tits" (my petname for her), are you freebasing? How is there anything wonderful about being pals with murderers - even if they only "allegedly" took PCP, got naked, and stabbed someone to death behind a Quiznos?

The #1 mom went on to say "I'm not condoning drinking and driving, but she's still paying the price for what she did in 2007". Thats what happens to people who drive under the influence, Dina. It comes back to them... over and over and over again. It's one of the reasons people should not be drinking and driving (or violate their parole when they do). People could die, or even worse, stop at the Jack in the Box drive through and throw up onion rings and tacos all over the car (allegedly).

When speaking about her stellar parenting Dina stated "I had to let her go and fall and fail. Without failure, there is no success." - this coming from the woman who is practically living off of her daughters fame and fortune.  It must have been really hard for you to watch all of that, too, and then have to book all of those paid appearances. You must have been crying all the way to the bank.