The Stench of a Woman

Perfume BottleI hate your perfume.  Yes, I know it is probably expensive and has a French name with a rather delicate flower on the label. I know the bottle is crystal and that you feel womanly and sexy when you put it on, but I will say it again, I fricking hate your perfume.

Whenever I step into an elevator with you, I feel like my skull is going to explode because your fricking expensive French perfume stinks to high hell. Not only this, you usually don't have the good sense to use it wisely, with discretion. ie, a little bit at a time. No, instead, you dowse your whole entire body with the she-ite as if you are ready to go into a chemical warfare battle.

You may believe the bs stories you hear from the advertising agencies about the nice smell attracting nice men because of the hidden pheromones in the perfume or maybe you're just young and don't know any better, but believe me when I say this, nine times out of ten you are not impressing anyone and I do mean ANYONE with the 'stench of a woman". More than likely, people will think you are trying to mask your natural odor (more than likely because you failed to bathe) with a fake one.

So, I would like to advise you, as one woman to another, spend your money on another possibly useless beauty product instead because you are polluting the very air I breathe every single day. Think of it perhaps as you would think of second-hand smoke, if you are going to wear it, do so in the privacy of your own home.