J.D. Salinger's Toilet, Asking eBay Price $1million

I know you really don't want to hear about it, but if you really do want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is, what is all this crap about? The J. D. Salinger throne is up for sale. The asking price is $1 million dollars.That is kind of a crazy. It is kind of lousy to take the toilet. People always think there's money to be found in anything, even in the toilet where Mr. Salinger took a crap. I could talk about this more, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth, the whole thing is crap.

The Associated Press reports that a North Carolina dealer brought the "standard white porcelain fixture from a New Hampshire couple who owned a home where the author of Catcher in the Rye once lived. To vouch that this is no phony, Mr Koh, the dealer, has a letter from the homeowner attesting that she and her husband replaced the toilet while remodeling, and that they knew the workmen who installed it decades ago. The receptacle has an eBay asking price of $1 million, though Kohl says he's willing to see what the literary giant's home throne will fetch.The toilet's lid is stamped with a manufacturing date of 1962, well after the 1951 publication date of Salinger's classic novel."

Selling J. D. Sallinger's toilet, asking a million bucks on eBay? To conclude, to borrow more from Salinger, the words of Mr. Spencer as reported by Holden Caulfield, "Life is a game, boy. Life is a game "