July 2009

"We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population"

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The idea of flesh-eating biomass-fueled robots isn't new. Misinformer.com posted this open letter to Science, back in the brave new year 2000, in fact. One of the funniest paragraphs in the letter demands, "Remember Terminator? A dark future where robots become self-aware, rebel, and take over the planet. Remember that? You know what? Those robots DIDN'T EVEN EAT MEAT and they stomped mankind into a greasy pink stain on history just because they FELT LIKE IT! Can you imagine if they actually needed to EAT US for FUEL? "

But did Science listen? No, of course not! Because what could possibly go wrong with autonomous flesh-eating robots, right?

Megan Fox Refuses to Make a Sex Tape

 

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Megan Fox is so smoking hot that I have to close my eyes when I look at her lest her beauty strike me down. That is why the latest news about the Jonah Hex star is not all that surprising: She is refusing to make a sex tape for a fan!

 

Megan Fox appeared at a Comic-Con Conference and met the Nerds of the Nerds during a Question & Answer Session about "Jonah Hex". 

5 Beautiful Republican Idiots

The Republican Party for reasons unkown, has never been supportive of women's causes or reproductive rights.  This has never deterred beautiful women from flocking to them. But unlike male conservatives, the women are actually pretty hot, though we couldn't help but notice the abundance of blonde hair(insert blonde joke here) and beauty queen perkiness. Now presenting the Republican Bimbo Brigade!

X-Ray Glasses


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Would you buy X-Ray glasses if you could? How much would you pay? Would $432 be worth it for a delicious peek through your neighbor's clothing? (just as long as you remember NOT to covet her?) Do you, like Superman, feel the need to look through steel walls just in case there is some way-ward activity on the other side?