October 2009

Fox News Sucks

This is an absolute news flash to absolutely no one or maybe just to the people somewhere in the middle of BFE who actually think that Fox News is news: Fox News is Not News.

The Fox News claim for “fair and balanced reporting” ranks highly among advertisers biggest lies, possibly just behind the tobacco industry’s claim that cigarettes and nicotine are not addictive and McDonald’s claims that they are now in the business of creating healthy Americans with their crappy food. 

Kymaro New Body Shaper - Really sucks. Really

Kymaro New Body Shaper - Really sucks. Really.: Does it get any better than this photo? Honestly.

After a long night of Vicks and Tylenol Warming I still had a hard time sleeping and I ran into this new miracle product -Kymaro New Body Shaper (Starting at: $39.95). You just place it on under your clothes to rid yourself of that pesky upper gunt, those menacing cottage cheese rolls, and chunky back flab. 

I have got to you I was more than a little sceptical. "Lose 6 inches by simply putting on a piece of clothing? It cant be!"

Pussy: A Natural Beverage

There are times when I really do become speechless. This is one of them. I note that the official company Web site states that Pussy is a natural high-energy beverage made with 100 natural ingredients. The ingredients include white grape juice (from southern Italy, no less!), Mexican limes, lightly carbonated water flavored with Grenadilla and Lychee, and then "Infused with six selected botanical herbs," namely Milk Thistle, Guarana, Siberian Ginseng, Sarsaparilla, Schizandra (apparently a Chinese herb believed to aid memory and ward off depression, and protect the liver) and Ginkgo Biloba.