January 2013

The best Twilight video ever

Now this is how it all should have gone down.

If you’re like me, when you watch the Twilight movies you think two things: 1. You are disgusted at the horrible way relationships are portrayed, particularly the romanticism of stalking and emotionally abusive behavior; and 2. You are giddy over the possibilities of endless angry blog posts, articles, and perhaps even satirical books you could produce over this heinous excuse for entertainment.

The only people who willingly go to see sparkling vampires and werewolves with six pack abs and enjoy it are screaming teenagers, after all—or, at least, they should be.

But recently someone put together this amazing video of how the Twilight series should have gone—or would have gone, rather, if instead of insipid Bella Swan we had been given someone a bit more kickass—say, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.