"Bobby"

Emilio Estevez's fictional depiction of the night of Robert Kennedy's death

 

In 2006, Emilio Estevez wrote, directed and starred in Bobby, an ensemble retelling of the hours before the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy on June 5th, 1968. Seen through the eyes of a myriad assortment of characters in and around the Ambassador Hotel, Estevez's film attempts to explain what the killing of Kennedy meant for the United States; the second Kennedy brother was a beacon of hope for millions, gunned down in his moment of victory at the end of the country's most tumultuous decade. Unfortunately, what should have been a moving and poignant story is instead a very mixed result.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

America was a country at a crossroads in 1968, and all that America was in those days - drugs, infidelity, draft-dodging, racism and the odd glimmer of chivalry - is represented in the Ambassador Hotel on the night Kennedy was set to deliver his victory speech (having claimed California in the Democratic primary): William (Elijah Wood) is marrying Diane (Lindsay Lohan) to avoid being sent to Vietnam; Virginia Fallon (Demi Moore) gives in to her alcoholism as her singing career fades; two campaign volunteers (Shia LaBeouf and Brian Geraghty) are sidetracked by an acid trip offered by a drug dealer (Ashton Kutcher); the hotel manager (William H. Macy) cheats on his wife (Sharon Stone) with one of the switchboard operators (Heather Graham); the affair is busted by the racist kitchen manager (Christian Slater); his sous-chef (Lawrence Fishbourne) is impressed with the selflessness of a busboy (Freddy Rodriguez), who later shakes hands with Kennedy at the moment Sirhan Sirhan shoots him.

 

If you were a little star-struck at all the names there (and I didn't even mention Sir Anthony Hopkins, Harry Belafonte, Martin Sheen, Helen Hunt and Estevez himself), don't worry, you're not alone. Bobby is a virtual Who's Who of acting (with Lindsay Lohan thrown in for good measure); and this, unfortunately, isn't a good thing. That's not a slight against the actors in Bobby - there's nothing wrong with any of their performances. But it's hard to remember why we're watching the movie when we go from one recognizable face to another, from one famous actor to another famous actor, to another famous actor, and another famous actor. It shoots the movie in the foot because it stops the story from telling itself. There's nothing wrong with casting established stars, of course; but one wonders why, exactly, Estevez threw every egg he had into one basket. It's distracting. There's a powerful story told in Bobby, but seeing a dozen A-list actors in one scene after another pulls our attention from the bigger picture.

 

That said, Estevez knows how to make Bobby speak for itself, which it does from its extensive archival footage. Whether showing the carpet bombing and casualties in Vietnam, the Civil Rights marchers, or Kennedy himself, Bobby gives a moving voice to America's fears, insecurities and hopes from 1968. The (mostly fictional) stories of the ensemble cast help, but I can't help think the movie would have been much more powerful if not for the celebrity onslaught. There are History Channel documentaries that do more with much less.

 

Don't get me wrong: the story of Robert F. Kennedy is remarkable enough, and Bobby does a fine job telling the final moments of that story. But that fine telling comes from the voice of Kennedy himself, and his "On The Mindless Menace of Violence" speech played over the chaos following his assassination makes us feel the loss of a brilliant life cut tragically short. You don't need a bunch of famous faces to have told us that. Estevez got a lot of aesthetic touches right in Bobby, like having the movie filmed on location, or playing "The Sound of Silence" (written by Paul Simon after Jack Kennedy's assassination) as Bobby makes his final speech; but it pains me to think of how much greater Bobby would have been if we didn't have half of Hollywood in it.

 

4.0/5.0: At its heart, Bobby is a great movie, but it sabotages itself with distracting & unnecessary star-spotting.

UFO hovers over Jerusalem

Item from ITN News -- "Two different films have surfaced of a glowing ball hanging over the Dome of the Rock." See the video.

What is it? An UFO? A solid object? Or is it the just the creation of jokers running a gag? Doing a light show? Or is it a physical manifestation of a spiritual presence? Is it a sign? The sign? The return of the Holy Spirit?

Whatever!

Well, there is buzz on the Internet and believers will believe what they want. The image in the video could be a clever hoax devised by a clever lad or lass. It would be ET dropping in and flying about, on a visit. It could be a spy craft. Jerusalem is just the kind of space where everybody is spying on everybody. Which ever it is, the video is entertaining. Why? Because it is grabbing eyeballs and making heads wonder. Well, some heads.

Prudent Punxsutawney Phil Didn't See His Shadow

Could Have Faced Terrorism Charge?!

The news this morning, Groundhog Day, is that the most famous groundhog of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, Punxsutawney Phil, did not see his shadow. If he had, so the story goes, America would be in for six more weeks of winter. And America might have been short one groundhog.

It was good for that rodent that he didn't see his shadow. This morning, a large part of America is facing one big nasty blizzard. America has endured one long nasty winter,

Last year, the word was that the little beast did see his shadow. And if that Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania rat had tried that again, this year, there may have been a call to bring him up on terrorism charges, aiding and cheering on the Old Man Winter, who all season long has been busy terrorizing folks.

Item from the  Associated Press -- "The world's most famous groundhog did not see his shadow today making a prediction of early spring the 125th annual weather forecast from Punxsutawney Phil. " See the video.

Rehab At Home?

Charlie Sheen, America's bad boy, the kid who hasn't grown up at age forty five, is doing the rehab at home?



At home? Who are his therapists? Playboy cover girls?



From MSNBC -- "He's getting treatment done at home," a source tells UsMagazine.com of the troubled TV star. 'He's doing rehab there.' (A TMZ source confirms that Sheen is being treated at home.) "

Mr. Sheen's extended childhood naughty boy antics have caused financial uncertainty for the crew of the hit CBS sit-com, "Two and a Half Men" The network placed the show production on hiatus .

Further more, if Two and a Half Men is forced to shut down permanently, it could cost the production company as much as $250 million in domestic syndication revenue and could cost the network millions more in lost ad revenue.

And so? The question is: Why does CBS put up with Charlie Sheen? Answer: He has brought them millions of dollars and could bring them million more in the future -- and because his fans love him.

From Celebrity Cafe -- After Sheen’s real life began to mirror that of his on-screen character, Charlie Harper, MSNBC.com ran a poll to see “if the actor’s real-life troubles impacted their enjoyment of the show.”

To surprising results, the majority of readers weighed in to say they didn’t care what happened off-screen.

Even Justin Bieber Sends Sexts


Sexting is the favorite mode of communication among several couples I know; it spices up their relationship and keeps things interesting. I even know one girl who will sext any of her cute, mostly-platonic guy friends to cheer them up when they are down. While most of us won’t go to those lengths, it’s hard to find a modern-day girl who hasn’t sent a raunchy sext to her boyfriend (or Dad by mistake). Some sexts (like Justin Bieber’s) are fairly innocent while others (like Tiger Woods’) are dirtier.

 

Cosmo magazine recently ran a short list of “Sext Suggestions” which I found more comical than sexy.  Here are a few:

At work having very NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk...

I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list? Me.

Just got out of the shower. Why don't you come over and help me get dirty again?

I don’t know about you, but I have a strong feeling that the cheese factor in these sexts would prevent them from doing their intended purpose: to get the guy excited. Why not just come straight out and sext, “Hey, baby, I’m in bed and can't wait to have sex.” You don’t really need to make a cutesy joke, you just have to give your boyfriend (or the guy you want to be your boyfriend) a mental image of you naked and ready to romp around with him.

Of course, one way you could do that would be to send naked pics of yourself; the only downside to that is you might not want everyone in your boyfriend’s office or Chemistry class to see the dimple on your left cheek.  That may make you think twice before you send naked pics of yourself; instead, you might want to go the Justin Bieber route and send a semi-nude picture of yourself to your loved one. (Reportedly, the young Canadian singing sensation recently sent a picture of himself topless and in swim trunks to Selena Gomez. Readers are urged to refrain from commenting on Justin Bieber’s pecs or lack thereof as he is still a minor and will, like Anthony Michael Hall before him, fill out in his 20’s. I don’t know if Selena Gomez found the sext sexy or not; that’s between her and Justin.) 

 

Justin Beiber’s semi-attempt at a sext pales in comparison to the rude and crude sexts sent by Tiger Woods; “I would love the ability to make you sore” is just one of the golfer’s many sexy lines. (For more raunch from Tiger, read THIS. If you haven't seen them already, prepare to be shocked.)

What's the best sext you ever sent?

 

Beefy or beef? And so what?

In the matter of the beef, that the lawyer suing Taco Bell has with Taco Bell over the beef, rather the beef content of Taco Bell's beefy product, I come down on the side of Taco Bell.

When one goes into a fast food place for a beefy sandwich does one expect to receive the whole cow?

Also when one looks at the product, one can see what one is getting, beef with a lot of ingredients,

Wait a second -- Taco Bell is fighting back. Taco Bell says, in an ad, published in national newspapers today, Friday, that its " tacos are made with 88% USDA inspected beef — not 35%, as alleged." And Taco Bell says it may counter sue the accuser.

From USA Today -- "We're retaining outside counsel," says President Greg Creed, in a phone interview late Friday. "I never studied law, but we'll do whatever's necessary to retain our reputation."

I find myself rooting for a major corporation. Oh my! But I don't feel so bad, they are fighting a lawyer.

Item from the Associated Press --:"Taco Bell has launched an advertising campaign to fight back against a lawsuit charging its taco filling isn't beef." See the video.

Charlie Has The Blues

Charlie Sheen Back In Rehab

Charlie Sheen got sick, was rushed to the hospital, the buzz on him sounded grave, hinted that he was near death, turned out he had a hernia.

Charlie Sheen left hospital, (Cedars-Sinai Hospital), checked into rehab. After he had a 36-hour bender with porn stars? He was brought to the hospital after he had a party at his Hollywood home, where The Daily News reports, sources told them, he was freebasing drugs and drinking vodka, and watching adult movies with porn stars.

From The Daily News -- "Porn star Kacey Jordan, one of five women partying with Sheen before his hospitalization, told TMZ.com that the actor was guzzling vodka, smoking cocaine and watching adult movies during his bender."

Charlie Sheen was in rehab ninety thee days, last year, as the result of a court case. Ninety three days? The word is that rehab didn't stick, or the rehab was a joke?

Charlie Sheen -- Is he listening to his father, Martin Sheen, who, Radar OnLine reported, wanted Charlie back in rehab, afraid that Charlie was going to kill himself? Or is he listening for the approaching foot steps of the law?

TMZ reported that Charlie Sheen had a briefcase of cocaine delivered to his mansion during that drug and alcohol, and porn star bender?

Item from TMZ -- "Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself in to an undisclosed rehab facility earlier today ... and his show 'Two and a Half Men' has been placed on indefinite 'hiatus' while he undergoes treatment."

Yeah? Oh, that's Charlie Sheen?. And the act is getting old?

High Movie Ticket Prices Have Gotten Higher

As one who believes that 3-D is a con by the movie industry, including the theater owners, to rob an extra four dollars from a person's pocket, I am not surprised by the headline in today's LA Times -- "Movie ticket prices reach new milestone."

The average ticket price at theaters in the U.S. and Canada in 2010 was $7.89, up 5% from $7.50 in 2009, so says the National Assn. of Theatre Owners. That $7.89 figure is -- Let's say? a joke? It is the average price including children prices, matinee prices, senior discount prices, prices in small little towns. The price an ordinary adult is asked to pay is nearly twice that figure in cities like Washington, New York and L.A.

The LA Times reports -- "One AMC Theatres location in New York last summer raised eyebrows when it was selling $20 tickets for Imax 3-D screenings of the DreamWorks Animation movie Shrek Forever After."

Twenty bucks to see a movie? For one person?!

Maybe 3-D is the movie industry answer to Netflix? High movie ticket prices help the growth of Netflix and is choking movie attendance. 2010 attendance was down 5.3% compared from 2009. This is not because of the quality of the movies. 2010 movies were no worse than 2009 movies. As quiet as it is kept, the overall quality of movies has not changed in the last fifty years. The ticket price to see a movie has.

In the past, people went to the movies for all kinds of reasons, to see all kinds of films, to spend a moment away from their lives, to take an afternoon break, to have a cheap date. Today, sky high ticket prices are keeping people away from the movies theaters.

One Of Those Funny Faces Who Is No More

Charlie Callas, R.I.P.

Charlie Callas is dead. He died yesterday, Thursday, January 27, in a Nevada hospice, from natural causes. He was 86 years old.

He was a comedian, a funny man. He was brilliant. His orbit in the Associated Press, states that he was a sidekick. He made some movies. He opened the act for big Hollywood and musical recording stars.

I saw him on the Tonight Show, when Johnny Carson was king. He made funny faces, told funny stories and jokes. He is being remembered as a rubber-faced comedian who toured with Frank Sinatra and Tom Jones, and was popular on television and on the nightclub circuit, and in the movies for more than four decades.

Watching Charlie Callas work was a joy, a delight. The joke was important. Well thought out humor, delivered with zany faces was his act. But his act was funnier than the joke.

Charlie Callas, R.I.P.

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