Wait, what? Just a few days ago I learned that Mark Sanchez was apparently a big-time player, somehow juggling two women at once (and in the same night, in the same posh New York City hotel room even). What happened between now and then, I wonder? How do you go from major player to Mr. Commitment?
Did Mark Sanchez suddenly decide he could no longer spread his hotness all over the world to all women? Oh, no. Never mind. Kate Upton: Supermodel. As in a model, who is super. She's gorgeous, that's for sure. Landing a supermodel girlfriend and/or fiance and/or wife can really help to enhance your NFL profile (just ask Tom Brady). Mark finally figured it out! Supposedly these two are keeping their relationship on the down-low. Why? They're simply two blindingly attractive people who were drawn to each other because...well...they're blindingly attractive. Why not share this news with the world!
I actually like Kate Upton. I think it's because she knows how to Dougie so well.
Bet that's what Mark sees in her too. I give her this: She's one SI swimsuit model who isn't afraid to act completely goofy in front of millions.