Craig Lynch, the Facebook Tormentor
Via the Stranger.
Have you seen Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch in person recently?
December 2009
Shakespeare for Tots
British actor Brian Cox is best known for roles in films like Manhunter, Troy, and TV shows like Deadwood and Kings. Here you see him interacting with 30 month old Tod using tried and true methods for performing Hamlet's soliloquy.
Prosepra Massage Pen
From Walmart:
A stylish ball pen, with massage function in its rubber capped end.Operated by battery. The motion of this massage pen relieves fatigue, stress, headache, and motion sickness. Believe it or not, massaging on a spot above stomach area helps digestion. It improves appetite if you have this good problem, and relieves anxiety. Long term use of this product helps to improve insomnia symptoms, it can relieves wrist pain and shoulder pain, and helps to improve eyesight and complexion. An acupuncture chart is provided with the product. But of course, you can use it as a regular ball pen.
NORAD Tracking Santa's Flight
Much as they've done
for several Christmasses, NORAD is carefully tracking Santa's path across the skies from the North Pole. You can follow the official NORAD reports here, and watch last year's video while you wait for the latest news about Santa's progress and the current reindeer status.
Amanda Knox in Stripes
Amanda Knox may be Seattle's most notorious criminal, with the probable exception of Ted Bundy. But, in addition to her international intrigue, she has literally left former prisoner Martha Stewart in the dust with her fashions. I found this particular ensemble quite notable for her use of stripes to accentuate her chest.
The chest-accentuation was more than likely a skill learned as her days as a barista in Seattle when she was a student at the University of Washington. And, no, I do not believe that she was a bikini barista, just in case you believe that that particular brand of depravity could lead to murder and an over-use of stripes, which maybe she should get used to.