Charlie Sheen's Rant Animated

Charlie Sheen has become a caricature

Yes. The Internet is a buzzing it self nutty over Charlie Sheen. Why? Because Charlie Sheen has become a cartoon? His self? Or real life like self has become something from a reel life? A sit-drama? A portrait of a drug addicted bore? Maybe, his world now is so weird that it 's surreal? So unreal?. So much like just an exaggeration of excesses? Like he is the actor who now lives in a distorted world? Like his world exists only on the reel? Like in real life he can be a man without substance? Or essence? A non- person who becomes what he plays at being? A thing? A creature of addiction? An easily classifiable and identifiable face? With only the visual likeness of a man?.Who demands pardon from his fans? Why? Because he believes that he is always just kidding? How can one know what he believes?

The so-called juiciest bits of Charlie Sheen's breakdown interview with Alex Jones has become a Internet viral ? video, performed by those CGI bears. See the video.

Bloke Robbing Babies To Make A Buck?!

I saw this item on the Internet and my reaction was: WHAT?

Item from the Associated Press -- "UK company sells human breast milk ice cream. -- Gross or tasty? A London company is offering an unusual dessert - ice cream made with human breast milk."

A restaurant in London's Covent Garden is serving ice cream,made from breast milk!

My good lord! Now what? Denying little infants their mums' milk, so that some selfish guy, taking milk from babies, can make a dollar? Or in the case of this UK bloke, a quid? What is the world coming too?

Big spoiled babies hurried to the trendy, posh London ice cream parlor called The Icecreamists and gobbled up all of the so-called "Baby Gaga" ice cream. The shop sold out as soon as the product was launched, today, Friday.

The milk is acquired from women who are paid to donate their breast milk. The company says the milk is screened in line with blood donor requirements, then is "pasteurized and churned together with vanilla pods and lemon zest."

The baby milk stealer behind the project, the owner of the company making the breast milk, Matt O'Connor, told the press that the product is "organic, free-range and totally natural." And that "it's good enough for our kids, good enough for our ice cream."

A dish of this ice cream comes in a martini glass (that shows / tells the reader how small the portion is) and it sells for $22.50 each (14 British pounds!) This dude has a bigger scam than the one Starbucks has with over-priced coffee.

The women earn $24 (or 15 British pounds) for every 10 ounces donated. Well, maybe a lot of little British babies will be going on bottle milk, so that big babies, with money to throw around, can have their new freak ice cream treat.

Charlie Sheen, Biting The Hand That Feeds Him

Kicking The Eye That's Looking Out For Him

Charlie Sheen went wacko on the creator of the hit show Two and a Half Men and CBS, the shows network, shut the show down for the season. Patience has worn thin with the Charlie Sheen act?

 The New York Daily News estimates that Charlie Sheen could lose 'Men' $250 million. The shut down of the show only made Charlie more agitated.

 

The Daily News -- "CBS canceled production of "Two and a Half Men" for the rest of the season... 'Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season," the companies said in a statement released Thursday.

"Sheen immediately struck back in an open letter to TMZ.com. 'What does this say about Haim Levine after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me,' Sheen wrote. 'I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth,' he went on. 'I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon.'

He boasted that he had "defeated this earthworm with my words" and implied that Lorre is lucky he didn't use his "fire breathing fists."

He implored his fans to rally around him."

Well?

Charlie Sheen is destroying himself in public.

Randy Quaid and Wife Can Stay In Canada

Oh, Canada Steps In, Takes America's Embarrassments?

Well, all is well that ends well? Well?

After months of the Randy and Evi Quaid saga ...

Actor Randy Quaid thanked Canada after he and his lovely wife Evi won their legal fight to stay in that country.

?The Quaids have permission to settle permanently in Canada. Evi Quaid was granted Canadian citizenship. Randy Quaid thanked Canada for the "opportunity to live in peace."

From New York Daily News -- "Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been granted permission to stay in Canada after fleeing the United States from what the actor said was a conspiracy of "star whackers" who were out to get him. Canadian border officials have ended their efforts to send the actor back to the United States, where he is facing criminal vandalism charges in a property dispute, the attorneys said.Quaid's wife Evi was granted Canadian citizenship this month because her father was born in Canada, and she is now allowed to sponsor her husband to remain in the country as a permanent resident."

The couple are in Vancouver, which is a large North American movie and television production center. Can we expect a few goofy Randy Quaid flicks?

Charlie Sheen's Marijuana Bikini Model

Why Aren't the Family Values Watchdogs More Concerned about Charlie Sheen's Record of Domestic Violence?

Charlie Sheen has not let his history of domestic violence stop him from getting a new girlfriend and is in fact dating a “marijuana bikini model”—whatever that is.

 

Natalie Kenley—Charlie’s new hot date—is well known for her pot bikini modeling stardome; she even received the highly-coveted Chronic Girl 2010 Award from Chronic X magazine. As this writer observes, that may not be a bad thing for old Charlie as most potheads don’t smoke crack. I’m just thinking that the more stoned Natalie Kenley actually is, the less likely she is to notice that she has hooked up with a total jackass who has basically made his career all that much more successful solely based on his jackass tendencies. (Of course, if Charlie Sheenever  actually were to ever pull a knife on her, being stoned wouldn't protect Natalie Kenley in the least.)

 

Charlie Sheen basically gets to play himself in the mind-numbingly stupid TV show “Two and a Half Men,” which is crazy if you consider that  Tiger Woods lost hundreds of thousands of dollars from sponsorships for cheating on his wife. Charlie Sheen has been repeatedly rewarded with nice contracts on a family TV show even after his cheating, drugs, and spousal abuse were publicized. Of course, when Charlie Sheen received tough sentencing for his domestic violence charges; he was allowed to plea bargain.  For the duration of his probation, he had to wear a nicotine patch—he wasn’t allowed to smoke—and only eat meals from the jail. (It must be nice to be that famous and rich.)

 

I’m curious what Charlie Sheen’s family thinks about his exploits; Martin Sheen was able to play the role of president on The West Wing because of his presidential-like stature and whenever I think about Emilio Estevez, the image that comes to mind still is of his clean-cut jock portrayal in The Breakfast Club.

When I sought out Martin Sheen’s opinion, he refused to comment, but I did find out that from Perez Hilton—via Perez's fab gossip site—that Martin Sheen considers Charlie Sheen’s drug dependency to be an illness. No word on whether or not his famous Dad views spousal abuse or sexual addiction as illnesses or not—I’m  hoping that Martin Sheen will judge his son based on his past history of spousal abuse. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

 

 

Sandra Bullock: An Oscar Win Didn't Make 2010 a Great Year For Her

Sandra Bullock. Need I say more? OK, I probably do need to say a bit more. Last year was supposed to be Sandra Bullock’s year. After all, the 45-year-old actress won her first Oscar for her role in The Blind Side in 2010. (Surprisingly, none of the critics or other Oscar participants criticized the bold move to award Sandra with the Oscar.) Sandra Bullock seemed to have it all until the details of her marriage to Jesse James hit the tabloids.

 

The story of Sandra Bullock’s marriage (and divorce) to Jesse James wouldn’t be out of place in one of the movies Sandra Bullock stars in. As romantic as monster trucks can be—and believe me I know—it wasn’t a surprise to anyone when the famed actress sparked a love connection with Jesse James on the set of Monster Garage in 2003.  The couple was married two years later—the ceremony was so cute—Sandra Bullock arrived in a monster truck; it seemed like the couple would live happily ever after.

 

Sandra’s fairy tale marriage ended on an ugly note.  After her Oscar win, her rocky marriage was exposed to the public. Jesse James apologized publicly for screwing a tattoo model, and soon after went to treatment for “personal issues.” Sandra Bullock filed for divorce soon after, but for the spring of 2010, her failed marriage was on the lips of more than just Paris Hilton and everyone knew about Jesse’s women. 

 

Fortunately for Sandra Bullock, the world was on her side. Jesse James’ publicity wasn’t helped much by the pics of him in Nazi regalia that circulated around the net and his later lovers did not rate him all that high on a scale of one to ten in the bedroom department. 

 

Jesse James did have at least one person on his side.  One of Jesse James’ “friends”—who refused to be named—told US magazine that the Nazi pictures were all fun and games and that they were just part of “biker culture” and that Jesse James “wasn’t a skinhead.” His comments did not sway the world’s opinion about the actress’ former philandering husband.  Jesse James is now engaged to Kat Von D. and has a book deal to write his memoirs.

How’s Sandra doing? She seems to be ok.  Sandra Bullock is focusing on her son who she adopted early last year and is denying rumors that she is having a romantic liason with Ryan Reynolds.

Man Convicted in Daughter's 'Honor Killing'

In Arizona, Faleh Hassan Almaleki, 50, was convicted of second-degree murder in the 2009 death of his 20-year-old daughter, because she allegedly had become "too Westernized." He was also found guilty of aggravated assault, for causing serious injuries to the mother of his daughter's fiance. The murder of his daughter is called a "honor killing."

Honor killing?! What honor does that man have who punished his daughter by murdering her? And who injured another person in the process? That man deserves life in prison doing hard time. And not just the 22 years max that he's facing for second degree murder.

It is never okay to murder anybody. Maybe in other places people overlook the crime of killing one's child because she disappoints her father, and call "honor killings" an acceptable part of their culture. Here it is not and never shall be. That man chose to immigrate here. To live under American law. His slain daughter deserves full justice.

Item from the Associated Press --"A jury in Phoenix has convicted a 50-year-old Iraqi immigrant of second-degree murder for running over and killing his daughter in a case prosecutors called an `honor killing.' " See the video.

Cell phones trigger changes in brain activity

Okay. Something that a lot of people have known for a long time. People who think with their brains and who use common sense have known that the radiation given off by cell phones isn't good for the brain. For years, the cell phone industry has told us: "Don't worry about it." And millions of people world wide, like unthinking zombies, have put their faith in what they are told by corporate shrills out to sell a product, and not in their own common sense.

 

Brian Williams on last night's Nightly News -- "Finally here tonight, it's not a happy story to end on, but we have a lot of news tonight. this one's been talked about and whispered about. It's always been the fear about cell phones. when held up to the ear, do they cause brain cancer? Although the science isn't clear, a lot of people long ago made the switch to hands free devices. Tonight while not definitive, there is some intriguing new research about what happens in the human brain when using a cell phone."

Yeah, he hedged. Watch the video and think between the lines.

The cell phone industry is still saying: "Don't worry. Cell phones don't give off that much radiation." And scientists are now saying that something is happening to the brain when cell phones are held up to the head. But, "don't worry."

My take on this? How long was it before the government moved to limit cigarette smoke, though commonsense told everybody that taking smoke into ones lungs was not a wise thing to do? For years and years, the tobacco industry said: "Don't worry." So called tobacco industry scientists said: "Don't worry." Governments for years and years said:"We don't see a problem." For years and years, everybody was making tons of money from smoking. Anybody who thinks that holding a device up to his head, a device which is giving off radiation does not have harmful affects on the brain, are either crazy, or lying, or just plain dumb.

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An Open Letter to Annette Benings' Horse Face

Dear Annette Bening,

I am not really sure where to start. I have never liked you. I find your acting an insult to the craft, and your face an insult to me keeping my lunch down. I find you insufferable on every single level and if you win best Actress in a Leading Role at the Academy Awards for The Kids Are All Right, I don't know what I will do - but it won't be pretty. What do you know about kids being all right, anyway? Yours happens to be a tranny (Kathlyn Elizabeth Beatty) - and not even the fun kind!

Yours in Christ,

Colormejosh

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