Open Letter to James Franco, My Oscar Crush

Open Letter to James Franco, My Oscar Crush

James,

I am really hoping you win the Actor in a Leading Role for 127 Hours at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards. Also, I would like to spend 127 hours alone with you. Naked. That will be all!

Yours forever,

Colormejosh

P.S. Please lift your current restraining order. I didn't know that handicapped cat was so important to you.