Lifting Rekers' Luggage And Other Euphemisms

Lifting Rekers' Luggage And Other Euphemisms

So another infamous homophobe's hypocrisy got exposed. The Rev. George Alan Rekers, the co-founder of the Family Research Council,  a  chieftain among  gay bashers, has been shown to be a big blown up balloon of  bowel gas,  and now is a punch bag for gags, a  magnet for buffoonery. For those whom haven't heard, the Rev. Dr. George Alan Rekers, after being outed, admitted that he hired a young man, who happens to be gay, as a "travel assistant" for a 10-day trip  to Europe  -- as a strong young man to help him with his luggage. He hired this man from RentBoy.com. The website is NSFW.

"I had surgery," Rekers  told an inquiring reporter from the Miami News Times, who broke the story, which outed the preacher, "and I can't lift luggage. That's why I hired him."

The euphemisms "lift my luggage" has made it into the Urban Dictionary and has immortalized Preacher Rekers.

The hired young man has admitted to doing more than taking care of the preacher's luggage. The preacher has become a joke. Last night Jimmy Kimmel  took a look at euphemisms, at  Preacher Rekers, and at Preacher Rekers' euphemism.