Ms Lohan burst into tears. What choice did the judge have? Little. But 90 days in jail, followed by a 90-day period of probation in rehab? What is the good purpose of sending non-violent, drug addicted people to jail? To get their attention? But 90 days seems excessive?
90 days of rehab? Yup. But rehab on works when the person doing rehab wants it to work.
Ms. Lohan is a trip. All this stuff would have gone away, if she had attended those classes. What would have sitting through a few classes cost her?. All of this would have been easier, if she hadn't been seen going around town self-imploding. All of this would have not happened, if she hadn't been the Lindsay Lohan that the media has been craving to see -- the bad, ass wild girl. She was followed right into the court room by the world wanting to see this girl squirm. She arrived early, smirking, and looked the bad ass Lindsay pretending to be nice -- Yes, pretending, like in acting -- pretending, even if she was sincere -- her persona has overtaken the person that she may be -- her persona has become her to the world -- so she went before the school marmish looking judge, and it was the bad ass girl faking being nice against the bench, and the court and law, with the whole world watching, which includes little girls looking for role models. The judge had to do the expected, -- slap the bad ass girl down, or the judge's judgment would have come into question, by America, and the world, and by the media vultures, whom followed Ms Badass into the court room, expecting, hoping to see blood and a corpse.
With the cameras rolling, in a live broadcast on the Internet, the Sheriff deputies gathered around ready to grab a hysterical actor, to drag a tearful, little, broken badass, to off to the slammer -- drama to tickle the masses. Then, the judge at Ms Lohan's attorney's request gave Ms. Lohan until 8:30 AM July 20 to turn herself in. Will this drama continue or will justice prevail?