Was It All For A Car?!

Remember Terry Jones? Him -- that troublesome Florida buffoon of a pastor, of a church of fifty members, who had the world holding its breath, had overseas bullies busting their buttons, as bellicose bursts of butt wind, bubbled from their mouths, had others wringing their hands and begging, until their faces turned blue, had the world media dancing to the beat of his bongo, surrendering the air waves, the cables, the wireless, the net, all the tubes to him, because he threatened to burn the Quran on 9/11 -- remember?

Well, this Florida hustler pastor of bluster, Mr. Terry Jones was offered a brand new automobile by an enterprising automobile dealer, if he would only not burn the Quran.

Reports the Associated Press -- "New Jersey car dealer Brad Benson made the pitch to Florida pastor Terry Jones in one of his quirky radio ads: If you don't burn a Quran, I'll give you a new car.He was surprised, though, when a representative for Jones called to collect the 2011 Hyundai Accent, retailing for $14,200. 'They said unless I was doing false advertising, they would like to arrange to pick up the car,' Benson recalled. At first he thought it was a hoax, so Benson asked Jones to send in a copy of his driver's license. He did."

Called on this, Pastor Jones told the Associated Press that he will "donate the car to an organization that helps abused Muslim women."

Right?!