Although my “friends” fit into each box, these are the ones that dominate my feed most of the time. Now I can view their idiotic updates and have something to laugh at instead, now knowing exactly where they stand in the world of Facebook identities.
Person trying to get over their ex
Latest update: “Be strong. It may be stormy now, but it cant rain forever”
Person who ends every update with “text me”
Latest update: “i know its not true...but i feel very shut out..hm going to bed...text me”
Person who doesn’t use commas
Latest update: “i dont kno what to do i hate bing an adult and having to make incredibly hard decisions and praying that things work out i’m to much of a control freak to no kno whats going to happen”.
Person with the shitty band
Latest update: “i simply cant wait till NEXT FRIDAY!! woot woot. I get to play with Dr. Acula and The Devistated!! F*%^ yeah..gonna rip tacoma a new one BAK style son!”
Person who can’t sleep and wants you to know it
Latest update: “SOOO tired but cant sleep... stomach hurts”
The philosopher and the hypocrite
Latest updates: “Think and wonder, wonder and think”
followed by this update “Who knew filing a Married, joint tax return for the first time would be such a pain in the ASS?”
Person who can’t spell
Latest update: “i serously have the best family in the world. And my cuosins are like siblings. i luv you all and am so happy I cam”
The gamer and the jesus freak
Latest update: After posting a million Farmville pictures and updates this comes...
“Jesus is the light of the earth I can feel his warm rays upon my shoulders today”
(With the amount of Farmvilling this woman does, how does she find the time to even spend time outside in the sunshine?)