Cougars-RAWR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My new favorite word, in case you haven't guessed, is Cougar. I Love, Love, Love it!

My new favorite website is www.dateacougar.com and though I haven't signed up yet, I can't say it isn't tempting. Who among us hasn't wanted to "train" a young pup?  I don't know if the pictures are real, but some of the young men on the site I've seen are not bad looking at all. (Of course, that's only on their front page where the so-called Cougars all have more than little Koo Koo Kachoo about them) The funniest picture is above of the 52-old-year-old who wants a cougar. I'm wondering if he's thinking more like a Blanche Dubois or Bea Arthur (RIP) type or if he just never got the memo about what a cougar is in the first place. 

My new favorite TV show that I've never seen is "The Cougar" in which a number of young studs with names like Colt, Austin, and Adam compete for an older, but definitely hot, woman. It's too sunny outside to watch it now, but I'm definitely on it on the next rainy day.

My "research" into cougars was sparked off today by my excitement over the Christian singer/Math teacher Mrs. Zeo (God, I love her name) who "did the nasty" with one of her math students.  Check out that story here.

If I had a polling feature on here, I would ask who is the hottest cougar of all time and would like to offer up the following choices:

Mrs. Robinson was one of the first famous Cougars to appear in the public's eye. I think in terms of class, style, and total babiosity (is that a word) she was way out of the "graduate'" league.

 

 

 

I might be slightly biased to Demi Moore. You may not know this about me, but I have a rather tenuous six degrees of separation connection to Demi. She was once married to my friend Deb's uncle and though it was way before I knew Deb, I have felt quite close to her. Enough in fact, for me to have really, really wanted to have her body, if only for a day and because it is nice, not because I could get all crazy with Ashton Kutcher.

 

 

Samantha Jones on "Sex in the City" literally put the sex back in sexy. Younger men, bondage, older rich powerful men, you name it, she did it and with pleasure.

 

 

 

 

 

Mrs. Zeo (not really in the same league, but I absolutely could not fucking resist.) If you haven't read about her, do so now. I'm also quite positive she has a sexy photo of herself on her Facebook page and would have chosen a sexier pose for her album cover were it not for the fact that she is a Christian music artist.

 

 

The teacher in Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher".  This video is absolutely a must-see for you younger folks who might have missed it the first time.

 

 

 

And, last, but by no means least, Stiffler's Mom.