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My new favorite word, in case you haven't guessed, is Cougar. I Love, Love, Love it!

My new favorite website is www.dateacougar.com and though I haven't signed up yet, I can't say it isn't tempting. Who among us hasn't wanted to "train" a young pup?  I don't know if the pictures are real, but some of the young men on the site I've seen are not bad looking at all. (Of course, that's only on their front page where the so-called Cougars all have more than little Koo Koo Kachoo about them) The funniest picture is above of the 52-old-year-old who wants a cougar. I'm wondering if he's thinking more like a Blanche Dubois or Bea Arthur (RIP) type or if he just never got the memo about what a cougar is in the first place. 

My new favorite TV show that I've never seen is "The Cougar" in which a number of young studs with names like Colt, Austin, and Adam compete for an older, but definitely hot, woman. It's too sunny outside to watch it now, but I'm definitely on it on the next rainy day.

My "research" into cougars was sparked off today by my excitement over the Christian singer/Math teacher Mrs. Zeo (God, I love her name) who "did the nasty" with one of her math students.  Check out that story here.

If I had a polling feature on here, I would ask who is the hottest cougar of all time and would like to offer up the following choices:

Mrs. Robinson was one of the first famous Cougars to appear in the public's eye. I think in terms of class, style, and total babiosity (is that a word) she was way out of the "graduate'" league.

 

 

 

I might be slightly biased to Demi Moore. You may not know this about me, but I have a rather tenuous six degrees of separation connection to Demi. She was once married to my friend Deb's uncle and though it was way before I knew Deb, I have felt quite close to her. Enough in fact, for me to have really, really wanted to have her body, if only for a day and because it is nice, not because I could get all crazy with Ashton Kutcher.

 

 

Samantha Jones on "Sex in the City" literally put the sex back in sexy. Younger men, bondage, older rich powerful men, you name it, she did it and with pleasure.

 

 

 

 

 

Mrs. Zeo (not really in the same league, but I absolutely could not fucking resist.) If you haven't read about her, do so now. I'm also quite positive she has a sexy photo of herself on her Facebook page and would have chosen a sexier pose for her album cover were it not for the fact that she is a Christian music artist.

 

 

The teacher in Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher".  This video is absolutely a must-see for you younger folks who might have missed it the first time.

 

 

 

And, last, but by no means least, Stiffler's Mom.

Koo Koo Kachooo, Mrs. Zeo.

This story is too good to be true. A Christian singer (can we say Schadenfreude here?), a Math teacher, a married woman and a mom of 3 has apparently just been busted for having sex with one of her 17-year-old students. It's difficult for me to find my absolute favorite thing in this story, but I'll try. It could be the Christian singer thing (her "hit single" was "Musical Math") or maybe it's the fact that the whole affair was started on Facebook. (Why I've never been be-friended by hot 17-year-olds still remains a personal mystery to me.) Not only was the sordid affair started on Facebook, Facebook was the primary method of communication used to plan future sexual acts together.

What i wouldn't give to have access to those Facebook messages. Couldn't we somehow get Risa Ferman, the Montgomery County District Attorney, to release those records in the name of the Freedom of Information Act? Seriously, if we got to read all about Bill Clinton’s blow job, we should get the vicrarious thrills of knowing the “juicy” details in this case, too. For the better welfare of society, I mean. Any lawyers that accidentally happen to be reading this should get on that, pronto.

Here’s the juice I do know: The two apparently had some petting-style action in the  classroom. Unfortunately, because of the age of the "youth" in question, I haven't seen his picture. Looks like he maybe took the Van Halen song, "Hot for Teacher" a little too seriously. Their second liaison was in a car, making me wonder if she was trying to re-live her youth as a cheerleader? (I don’t know for a fact if she was really a cheerleader or not- I just like to make fun of cheerleaders in general.)

She is charged with "Endangering the Welfare of a Child" and I'm looking forward to watching this on Court TV. Although she has lost her job and went to jail, I'm thinking that her album sales may go up....I'm just saying.....

I recently watched a dark tale on Hulu called "Sex and Consequences" that ended even a little more tragically than this. The cougar in that movie is undeniably hotter than Mrs. Zeo, however.

Another plus is that it wasn't like the case in the 90's in the greater Seattle area. For those of you too young to remember, this particular “Hot for Teacher”  story involved a woman and her sixth grade student and there may have been a pregnancy involved. That, my friend, to me, is definitely more than a little creepy.